Thursday, December 2, 2010

Learn an English expression

'Close your eyes and think of England.'
It's 'an expression used in the United Kingdom referring to unwanted sexual intercourse. Usually from ones spouse.
Brenda: I hate having sex with George.
Lucy: Just close your eyes and think of England.'

Not very reliable sources say it's a sentence from the diary of Lady Alice Hilligdon, a British baroness (1857-1940):
"I am happy now that George calls on my bedchamber less frequently than of old. As it is, I now endure but two calls a week, and when I hear his steps outside my door I lie down on my bed, close my eyes, open my legs, and think of England."

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  1. English schools Malta-Native English speaking tutors take on classes in small groups of 8 to 12. Teachers give personal attention to each student.

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